Xmas presents are a little tough...when you're broke. Sorry broke isn't the word, that implys that i've got no money at all, i should've said xmas presents are tough when you've spent all your money on yourself. and yes i'm afraid that's exactly what i've done
*hangs head in shame*
never never NEVER let me into River Island with a wallet full of cash, because when i come out you just know that the wallet's not going to be full of cash.
I only went in for a coat, which i didn't get, i came out with a gorgeous new jacket and sweater.

OHHHH i'm going to see the Hole in the wall gang! can't wait, but i must remember to book the day of work! it's on a saturday, YAY!




It's a cult classic you know.
She came from outer spcae to save mankind, and claim them for herself

Lisa looks great!

Doesn't she look fabulous.

A wonderfully shit camera phone pic from lastnights wonderous Xmas lights debacle.

That's a pic of before the lights were turned on, just incase any of you were wondering.

But now all that's done with i must start with the present buying. Oh the joy. Aga only knows what i'm gonna get everyone, and at the moment i so cannot be assed thinking about it.

I think i'm supposed to be meeting Queenie tomorrow for coffee, i must text him to find out. I will be at Queens early tomorrow probably fighting with a laptop whilst working on an EU studies essay for next week.

I've just seen the weather report, and i knew that it is supposed to snow on friday, but it looks like it's gonna snow alot on friday. Winter is in full force, and now xmas seems closer than ever, can't wait.

rachel stevens...

Winter is here, we all knew that...but now so is xmas.
Tonight was the grand switching on of Belfast's xmas lights, by none other than the wonderful Rachel Stevens. How underwhelmed was I. The stage resembled a cardboard box, and i was standing waiting in the cold for more than fourty minutes for her to come on and press the bloody button. and i was stood on more times than i care to remember, am i really that short, does my height really merit me being used as part of the footpath!? as soon as i can afford it i'll be getting an operation to make me tall, don't even dare tell me it can't be done.
it was me Owain, Neil and Julian, Jenny couldn't come, the poor dear is working right now, it was fun enough...if we ignore the lights situation.

After the bloody things were on Owain went for his taxi then julian neil and i went to Starbucks for a coffee. was fun, i really don't see them enough, speaking of people i never see Queenie was going to come until he realised he was at work. yes i know the thought of darling queeneth working is enough to make me break out into fits of laughter, but he was. Dekko must be doing something for him because he seems to enjoy it.

Well may i be the first to wish you all a wonderfully fabulous Xmas.

Confessions in a Subway

Aga provides, as we all know, and today subway was a joy. Alistair was the supervisor and i had a wonderful 10-4 shift.
For the mostpart of this joyous litte shift i was singing along to Modonnas latest offering (which is absolutely fabulous. It made a short shift feel even shorter!

Frozen

Eh cold much?
Belfast has now officially descended into the frosty pits of hell known as Winter...
...as much as i love Winter, and especially Xmas, season of all giving (and getting!) couldn't it stay at least above 7 degrees until i get well into the house wrapped up in a blanket or something?!
I mean you'd think the great M Nature would want her subjects to be comfortable and not with fingers that are about to fall off because of frostbite. I shall have to get in touch with Aga about this, she'll kick M Nature into touch!
But nevermind about that, i thought i'd share this wonderful picture of the Big Dong, as taken last saturday in the city that is...London.


And wonderful news, Jennifer (Hag) is coming over tonight to deliver into my hands the new Madonna album, yes i know i'm hanging my head in shame. Any self respecting queer should have this already and should know it word perfect...but i am ashamed and will repent to.

I shall know this album inside out by saturday, and shall probably be strutting down the street to it on my way to Queens in the morning. I still am unaware of my strutting, it's an unconcious thing...honestly.
And i bumped into Morgan earlier today, he's now going to start giving private French lessons, so if anyone's interested i'm to let him know.

200 words and counting

Well at the minute i'm finishing off my Malle essay which has to be handed in tomorrow, i've got about 200 words to go. I think it's pretty decent...not great but decent!
I think if i get it finished by half nine i'll reward myself with Episode 3 or maybe a couple of episodes of Little Britain :)
Luckily tomorrow i've not got a lecture to go to, only my BIG CRAZY ANN class
fun...
then my usual wed gym trip, i'm gonna be so tired, but when am i not?

bloody buggery poppies

And now for a long overdue post...

...first item on the agenda is to let you know that all the melodrama of the kerry situation got sorted out, it actually got sorted out the day after my last post, but i've been tpp busy to post since then. But everything is sorted and all is well with the world again!

secondly i was in fabulous fabulous London at the weekend with my darling life-partner Jenny. We found hamley's which was annoyingly just around the corner from where we were last time! we were so close but just didn't fucking see it! So i bought lisa a teddy and jenny got the bag she so longed for....yes i know how sad...

and possibly the most distressing piece of news....Jennifer and i had a brush with............the $CIENTOLOGISTS!!! We were walking in the direction of Hamely's, or so we thought!?!?! we were actually walking the complete wrong direction, after 5 minutes of destinationless wandering jennifer stopped and pointed in horror at the sign of a shop
This sign















Neither of us could bring ourselves to enter into the relm of Tom Cruise and his silent birth giving girlfriend Katie Holmes!!! We were terrified, we prayed to Aga that they wouldn't catch us and make us work for their evil cause...
We made a swift exit into what can only be described as a pit of an underground station known as Goodge Street. Jennifer and I suspect that it's actually an underground hideout that the $cientologists use to trap unsuspecting wealthy Holland Park dwellers, they get stuck then are eventually 'rescued' by the $cientoligists and forced to give up the rest of their natural lives in dedication to the cult...

We did make it out of Goodge Street alive ....

....to find our spiritual home














....and some bloody buggery poppies

fag/hag

note to anyone who might be reading
in the relationship between a fag and his hag
it's always always ALWAYS the fag who is the smart one in the relationship

i'm not good with the queer clichéd pour my heart out writing shit but here i go

i feel bad...
but should i feel like this...
i didn't do anything...
but that's the problem...
i did nothing wrong...
but i did nothing...
...maybe i'm a bad person
...maybe i'm in the wrong
...maybe i could've prevented this
...maybe you're justified
...maybe i did
...maybe i should've

you figure it out, if you can't who actually gives a shit

self loathing central

ok i feel like shit...to be more specific i feel like a complete bastard.
this is gonna be a long one filled with lots of self loathing and a little dash of self pity for good measure. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
As you probibly know it was my birthday on monday and for the occasion i decided to go to the oddyssey on monday night, nothing big just a few friends, it was planned quite late so it was a little 'get down there then decide what we wanna do when we show up' kinda thing. it was a little spur of the moment, i really hadn't thought to much about it apart from the fact that it was my birthday and it should be lots of fun...which it was, lots and lots of fun infact!
Neil had asked me why i hadn't invited kerry and to be honest i just didn't remember, or it didn't occur to me that i'd left anyone out..so i just said to him that i only wanted it to be a small thing with just a few friends, the phrase i used to neil was 'just a few close friends' let me tell you this little phrase has come back to haunt me. first of all it was a phrase i shouldn't have used in the first place because it wasn't really only close friends who came mark, claire and saiorse came as well.
Neil went and told kerry i hadn't invited her because i wanted only a few 'close friends' and kerry now thinks i don't like her or don't consider her to be a close friend. i'm not sure how she feels because i haven't seen her in a while, i do consider her to be a good friend and i really am pissed off with myself that i didn't invite her.
...this whole situation stems from the fact that i didn't invite kerry out, and let me tell you i feel like shit so kerry will be getting an e-mail from me to try and repair things
god only knows what the hell i'm gonna say

i'm a bastard, end of

SAVE YOURSELVES

I don't mean to alarm anyone

but.....

THE $CIENTOLOGISTS ARE COMING

Ok moving on from the scary cult people's invasion of Belfast...I go to London in 2 days!

La Croix here i come, it shall be more than fabulous - it will be fantabulous!

$cientologists, Kate & Lidl

Ok he's sacked his sister as his publicist, the poor girl...sacked by a $cientologist, is there any worse fate?
...well being a $cientologist would be pretty bad.
could you even imagine that?
*nightmares*

Ah Kate even through the drugs i still loved you!
and now she looks better than ever...there's no point to this i just wanted to post this fab pic of her!

and here's a photo of something that put a black mark in the best day of my life. how dare someone bring a lidl bag *boke* to Slane

London again?

Oh my, our dear Madge seems to have done it again! Hung Up is going to be #1, but are we shocked ? NO, our Madonna will always be #1 to us, there was some out dated doc about her on C4 last night, naturally i watched it...in the run up to a new album i will take all the Madonna i can get. O2 are also running a competition to win tickets to a gig she's doing next Tuesday in London, if i don't get them i'll cry. So Jenny if you don't enter i'll actually scream!

And just incase you haven't heard it the new Kate Bush album Aerial is fantastic, disc 2 A Sky Of Honey is pure wonderful brilliance. And i've got a feeling this is one person who i'll never ever see live, sad but i've always got the CDs.

now time for some Lumley news, our darling Patsy is in a new comedy on BBC2, we all must watch and support our favorite alcoholic as she ventures away from Oddbins for the first time in a while...and without her Eddie?!

EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE I WAS IN WORK TODAY!

Post Birthday post

Well my birthday was yesterday, and now it's over...
and it was lots of fun, but it felt different than every other year. maybe it's just me? but i knew it was gonna be more low-key because i'm not surrounded by as many people as i was in school.
i think i'm just feeling old lol
but looking forward to saturday, which i can tell is gonna be just fantastic! i really need this trip right now, i wanna just go there and not come back i absolutely adore London. i really think i should be there, there is something about that city that calls to me! it might be the shops lol
actually i think it's gotta be the shops
Jenny and i are going to search out La Croix, we better come out with a massive golden cross around each of our necks! i'm counting on that cross to fund me for the rest of my life!

three hours thirty minutes and counting

Almost there, just four three and thirty mins left until i'm 19. Another birthday, and more lovely presents :)
this is exactly what i need after the big weekend of work i've just had (an 11 hour shift today!?!?!) i can just relax and have a laugh with some friends tomorrow night, which will be great
and tomorrow WILL NOT be a stressful day full of lectures, i've got one which i probably won't go to anyway...we'll see how lazy i feel

My dad is hiding lisas christmas present in my room, and i'm insanely jealous! He got her a Pink Razr...grrr! It's so beautiful :(
he said he'd get me one for christmas if i wanted, because he doesn't know what to get me, isaid yes obviously so i'm getting a black one lol

so it's been a very good day!

what am i gonna buy?

Ok now I’ve finally decided what I’m getting myself for my birthday (
And yes I know it’s very expensive…but hell I want one! I’m going to save and buy a new iPod 30GB video playing one, it can replace Aga who is, lets face it, getting a bit old…the poor lady needs a rest, hell lisa can have her Aga knows she’s been eyeing her up for long enough!
It’ll need to wait until after my little trip to London before I buy it, because funds are a little low at the min.
Speaking of London, I CAN’T FUCKING WAIT! It’s going to be such a fab day, lots of shopping and beautiful things…maybe even La Croix *bows head*

And in other news, I’ve seen White Box…only to realise that I’d actually seen it when it was on TV,
So now between us Jenny and I actually own every episode of Ab Fab ever made, I’m not sure if that’s an incredibly sad thing or something to be applauded?!

London boot is up for preorder!

I checked my e-mail again today and there was still no news on Tori's London bootleg...i was sad :(
but then i went onto TurbidBlue and guess what i saw!?!?!
YES there it was, a link to the bootleg site announcing that the London boot was now up for pre-order, so i've just done that


And there it is in all it's glory, so loving the Snake motif. And to top it all off i get the 6th boot free, along with a sticker set and a box to keep them all in.
Aga bless Miss Amos

Saddly it won't be shipped until the 15th of November, and even then i'll need to wait at least another 2 weeks until it arrives...so it could be December before i get it!
but the important thing is it's coming
go to Tori's bootleg boutique to get your own copies

DO IT NOW!!!

Knackered

Remind me why i go to the gym again?
Oh right....to get fit....yeah that's it.....well now i'm knackered but i can live with it, it's been a pretty good day.
French lecture in which we started on our book, which i really need to read next week! Then after that my CDF with BIG CRAZY ANN, who i swear is the best teacher, i want her to take me for everything!?!?! and i mean that

After that Owain and i went to the gym, and it seems as if every time i go i feel that little but less fit, is it just me or is it supposed to be the other way round? well hopefully i'll feel fit soon... ... ...


(yeah never gonna happen lol)

And is it just me or can David Blunket really not hold down a cabinet position?
Silly Man

Ladies and gentlemen, the BUSH IS BACK!
And as joyous an occasion this is, it's been slightly dampened by the announcement that she will never tour again :(
This despite the imminent release of her new album Aerial (nov 7th)

Long live Kate Bush!

And in other GAY ICON news Madge's still going strong, Jennifer and i will be seing her live next year when she tours to support her new album Confessions on a Dancefloor and that will be, needless to say, fabulous...

Halloween post

Well yesterday was halloween and i must say it was a very enjoyable day! Queens was not too busy, but i was really tired after the weekend i had lol, then after that work....which was quite busy for the first hour but thankfully (because of the fireworks) everyone wasn't round my end of town :)
then after work i came home fully intending to do the work i needed to get done for uni...but i didn't lol, i went out to see the corpse bride down at the oddyssey, and i'm so glad i did. Let's just say that movie is one big Ab Fab reunion lol you must see it! but you'll be glad to know i did eventually get the work done, yay!
and lisa's home from Paris today, can't wait to see what she brought me lol